Elon Musk and Grimes are reportedly “in tears” after their 4-year-old son, X Æ A-Xii, underwent an “unexpected transformation” that’s left the tech titan and avant-garde singer questioning everything. Sources close to the former couple say the bizarre turn of events unfolded just days after X’s high-profile appearance in the Oval Office on February 11—where he stole the spotlight alongside President Donald Trump—and it’s rocking their world to its core.
“It’s like something out of a sci-fi movie,” an insider whispered to us. “X was always a quirky kid—obsessed with space and synthesizers—but this? Elon and Grimes are beside themselves. They’re crying, arguing, trying to figure out what it means.” While details remain shrouded in mystery, whispers suggest X exhibited a sudden, startling change—some say physical, others intellectual—sparking wild theories from alien DNA to a tech-enhanced “upgrade” gone rogue.
The drama kicked off after Musk, 53, brought X to the White House to tout his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Footage of the toddler making faces and tugging at his dad went viral, but Grimes, 36, wasn’t laughing. “He should not be in public like this,” she fumed on X, claiming she only learned of the outing from a random user. Now, insiders say that moment might’ve triggered something bigger. “Elon’s been pushing X into the spotlight—Capitol Hill, Tesla plants, now this,” the source said. “Grimes thinks it flipped a switch in him.”
What kind of transformation? Rumors are flying. One X post claimed X “started speaking in code” hours after the Oval Office stint, rattling off equations that stumped Musk’s engineers. Another swore he “grew six inches overnight,” sporting an eerie glow Grimes blamed on “Elon’s experiments.” A third theory—fueled by Musk’s AI obsession—hints X hacked a SpaceX server from a toy tablet, muttering, “I am the Archangel,” a nod to his name’s inspiration. None of it’s confirmed, but the internet’s losing its mind.
“Elon’s a wreck—he’s pacing, tearing up, saying ‘This wasn’t the plan,’” the insider revealed. “Grimes is sobbing, clutching her synths, insisting it’s cosmic karma for dragging X into politics.” The exes, who split in 2022 but share three kids—X, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus—reportedly reunited at Musk’s Bel Air digs to “contain” the situation, sparking X frenzy with #XTransformation trending worldwide.
Posts on X range from awestruck—“X is the next evolution, Musk’s a genius!”—to unhinged—“Grimes cursed him with elven magic!” One user quipped, “First he’s at the Resolute Desk, now he’s rewriting physics—kid’s unstoppable.” Another tied it to Musk’s recent Trump alliance: “X saw power up close and leveled up—blame Don!”
Musk’s only hint came via a cryptic X post at 3 a.m.: “X is more than we dreamed. Tears of pride, not fear.” Grimes fired back with her own: “This isn’t your game, E—let him be a child.” Neither has confirmed the transformation’s nature, but paparazzi caught them exiting a private lab today, Musk cradling X—now sporting a buzzcut and oversized shades—while Grimes trailed, eyes red.
Is it a hoax, a stunt, or a real-life X-file? With Musk’s history of boundary-pushing and Grimes’ otherworldly vibe, anything’s possible. For now, the world watches as two visionaries weep over a boy who might just outshine them both—and the internet can’t look away.